Hey everyone! This is a bit short and not that crazy, but I love sharing things like this with people who might enjoy it 🙂
Me, my boyfriend, and three of his friends usually meet up once a month to play random video games while drinking. It’s kind of like our way of hanging out without having to drive to each other’s houses. It was about three months ago, but just thinking about it still gets me going :3
It was about 1 a.m., and we were all slowly falling asleep. We were playing a game where you randomly pick a clue and then everyone else types it in. We did it over voice chat, and I turned on the camera just for fun; I didn’t want to overanalyze anything. I had a can of White Monster on my desk, a regular can, but one of my boyfriend’s friends (very drunk) said, “Will you stick this up your butt?” It’s a pretty corny joke compared to what we usually talk about, so it wasn’t anything crazy. I just said, “You think I can’t do it?” As I mentioned, everyone was so drunk that my boyfriend joined me at that point and said, “Oh, I know you can, and I love it.”
At that point, all three of his friends were laughing, and I took over and said, “Want to see?” Everyone fell silent, as if trying to say “yes” without disrespecting my boyfriend and showing that they really wanted to see me (which he sensed). My boyfriend simply told me to show them why he never leaves the house, lol, I knew what that meant 🙂
I stood up in my chair, facing the camera, pulled down my pants, put on a little show, and spread my ass for them. It was probably the sexiest thing I’ve ever done :p. I quickly realized it would be difficult to do it facing them, so I pointed the camera at a chair and sat on a Monster Energy can. As I slowly descended, everyone cheered, clapped, and screamed. It was a mix of my incredible excitement, their eyes on me, and their attempts to keep from bursting out laughing at their drunken laughter.
When I caught on, I slowly turned around to show them. They all just looked at me in amazement and apologized for doubting me, saying it was the best night of their lives :3. Now I also realized how dangerous it is to put something on without a base, so please don’t beat me up for this, lol, it was a drunken idea :p
