A couple of months back after buying myself a nice cute plug thought I would be adventurous and go out, there I was, walking down the store aisles and I bend over to grab something from the bottom shelf.
As I squatted to find what I needed I didn’t notice my special toy slipping.
It rolled right onto the floor making a loud metal noise and I froze for a second, my face turning as red as a tomato whilst everyone in the aisle turned to look.
But I had a quick idea! pretending to tie my shoelaces. It was a move straight out of a spy movie. I reached down, scooped it up, and acted like nothing had happene
