Within the crowded lecture hall,
Her stomach churned with dreadful might.
The professor called her name to speak,
Her anxiety reached a frightful peak.
Then came the sound—a startling call—
The class froze, then laughed with delight.
In the elevator, trapped with her crush,
Five people packed in deafening silence.
The cables groaned, the box went still,
Her intestines launched a rebel’s will.
Her mortified face burned crimson flush,
Yet he smiled—the start of their alliance.
The boardroom filled with stern-faced suits,
Her presentation barely started.
They dismissed her points with scornful ease,
Till pressure built she couldn’t appease.
The thunderous blast shook their resolutes,
And suddenly, they were open-hearted.
A date gone wrong, a stiff and bore,
His endless tales, she couldn’t ignore.
One subtle shift, a hidden sound,
A pungent wave swept all around.
He fled in fright, a hasty retreat,
Her confidence began to grow.
At her wedding day, before “I do,”
Nerves tangled like a sailor’s knot.
As vows approached with solemn weight,
Her body chose that time to deflate.
Through laughter shared, their love grew true—
The tension eased, and hearts were caught.
The final time, a funeral grim,
Her grief contained, a silent hymn.
A sudden burst, a smelly plume,
Disrupted sorrow, broke the gloom.
The mourners laughed, the tension ceased,
Her soul released, her heart appeased.
A noxious cloud, a silent scream,
Our bodies speak when words won’t flow.
Through laughter shared, our love grows true—
Sometimes relief comes from what we do.
From stuffy rooms to wedding days,
These moments lift when spirits are low.
The symphony of life plays on,
And just like that, we find our glow.
